Hey I found some old short stories that I had written for english when I was in like 8th grade. they are pretty awesome!!!
Now before you read this first one you have to know the inspiration. Our two cats Ginger and Bill and all of the neighborhood cats used to play all the time in the storm drains. Tattoo was our next door neighbor's cat. And seeing that Ginger was my cat and Bill was my sisters, it is obvious why I made Bill the evil one.
I will post the other story in a couple of days. It's titled The Attack of the Genetically Altered Vegetables, it's a good one.
The Adventures of Agent 009
The name's Ginger, Kitty Ginger. This is a story about one of my many missions. This was my first assassination mission. My target was a tabby named Mr. Bill. Rumors were circulating that he had a lab down in the storm drain where he was building a litter box bomb. Witnesses said they heard him talking about using it on humans, and every cat knows that humans are vital for our survival. As a member of the secret society known as the Cats In Action (C.I.A.), that was all the information I needed to know that this was one bad cat. I spent a few days doing some research on this guy before I went out on the mission. Turns out this guy wasn't your average psycho bomber. He had a big time mafia behind his back supporting him all the way. Was I scared? Oh yeah! I mean we're talking one cat with a few spiffed out gadgets against fifteen to twenty cats with machine-guns. Nevertheless, he had to be taken out, so I finished my research and got my gear ready.
The C.I.A. gave me a few new gadgets they'd been working on to help me on the mission. They included the following: a self-retracting grappling hook, a fully automatic .45 caliber pistol with built in silencer and a few high capacity mags, a bullet-proof jumpsuit, night-vision goggles, and a satellite phone with a G.P.S. tracking capabilities. So there I was, sitting in the briefing room all suited up. The plan was that I would parachute down at the creek entrance to the storm drain system and navigate my way through with my G.P.S. satellite phone to Mr. Bill's lab. But it's not as easy as that, secret intelligence had informed C.I.A. that Mr. Bill's mafia has been placed throughout the entire storm drain system.
Now, I was on my way to the plane that would drop me off at the creek when my friend Tattoo, agent 005, came up to me. He is also a member of the C.I.A. He told me that he had been assigned to the mission too, and we were going to be partners on this one. I was relieved when he told me this, because now I knew I wouldn't be alone. Agent 005 and I had been on missions together before and were good partners. We got on the plane and took off. We got our parachutes on and were preparing for the jump. As soon as the door was opened, we jump out. Both of our parachutes opened fine, and we managed not to snag any trees on the way down. As soon as we landed we unhooked the parachutes and buried them under some brush.
As we were sneaking up to the entrance of the storm drain we heard somebody coming, so we quickly climbed a nearby tree and watched to see who it was. Two mafia guards were taking their posts at the entrance. Agent 005 and I climbed through the treetops until we were right over the guards. They hadn't even noticed us. Then agent 005 pulled out a grenade fill with nitrous oxide and threw it down next to them. Within seconds they were both knocked out. We waited for the gas to clear before we went down. When we got down, we buried the guard's bodies under the leaves and proceeded into the storm drain. Agent 005 said that the gas would hold them for about six hours.
When we got inside, I checked the G.P.S. to find out where we were. We got out our assault pistols and night-vision goggles and charted the shortest route through the system. Then we started on our way. Luckey for us the route we chose was the least guarded one. We were about halfway there and hadn't seen any more guards yet. We started to wonder whether this Bill guy was stupid or if he just had a trap set for us. But we proceeded, looking for any sign of a trap. Now the route we chose, if we followed it correctly, would take us to an opening above Mr. Bill's lab. When we finally reached the opening, we looked down. Then , we saw the guards we were expecting to encounter. They were all guarding Mr. Bill and the bomb.
After surveying the room, we finally came up with a plan. We threw a couple of remote mines at the bomb. Then we showered the room with lead using our assault pistols. We then ran away as fast as we could and detonated the mines. After hearing an assuring explosion that the mines and the bomb had exploded. We used the satellite phone to call for a pick up and tell headquarters our favorite words "Mission accomplished!"
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